Harry Potter – Mxcellany – Poetry, Music, Art

NaPoWriMo Day 19

AKA Harry Potter Limerick Day 7

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

The Gryffindor lions have roared.
Harry Potter has beat the Dark Lord.
Tonks, Dobby and Fred
Are now all quite dead,
But Neville’s badass with a sword.

© Emilie C. Black, 2020

NaPoWriMo Day 18

AKA Harry Potter Limerick Day 6

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince

Now that Snape has killed Dumbledore dead,
Voldemort’s finally gotten ahead.
He’s got domination on his brain
And he’s clearly insane,
But that’s what happens your family is inbred.

© Emilie C. Black, 2020

NaPoWriMo Day 17

AKA Harry Potter Limerick Day 5

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Fudge said “Diggory’s death was mysterious”
Umbridge said “Harry Potter’s delirious”.
Voldemort got in Harry’s head,
Told him someone was dead and he thought
“Surely you cannot be Sirius”

NaPoWriMo Day 16

AKA Harry Potter Limericks Day 4

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

At the end of Harry’s fourth year,
The Dark Lord returns and spreads fear.
Cedric Diggory dies,
Robert Pattinson cries
Because Twilight murdered his career

© Emilie C. Black, 2020

NaPoWriMo Day 15

AKA Harry Potter Limericks Day 3

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

We had field trips, dementors and a boggart,
And Sirius destroying the wall art.
Ol’ werewolf Lupin
Gave us a heck of a spookin’
But at least he was better than Lockhart.

NaPoWriMo Day 14

Harry Potter Limericks Day 2

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Harry stealing a car was the catalyst
For the year of the great Hogwarts basilisk.
He set Dobby free
With sock trickery
And pissed off the blond, luscious capitalist.

NaPoWriMo Day 13

Harry Potter Limericks – Day 1

Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone

Harry enters a magical world,
He makes friends with a redhead and a girl.
They’ll have magnificent feasts,
And fight magical beasts,
And there’s something not right about Quirrell

NaPoWriMo Day 11

AKA Harry Potter Limericks Day 0

There once was a boy called Tom Riddle
Who did dark magic like the devil played the fiddle.
Until he went crazy,
Tried to murder a baby;
Now he’s just a weird, ghostly cripple