AKA Harry Potter Limerick Day 7
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
The Gryffindor lions have roared.
Harry Potter has beat the Dark Lord.
Tonks, Dobby and Fred
Are now all quite dead,
But Neville’s badass with a sword.
© Emilie C. Black, 2020
AKA Harry Potter Limerick Day 7
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
The Gryffindor lions have roared.
Harry Potter has beat the Dark Lord.
Tonks, Dobby and Fred
Are now all quite dead,
But Neville’s badass with a sword.
© Emilie C. Black, 2020
AKA Harry Potter Limerick Day 6
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
Now that Snape has killed Dumbledore dead,
Voldemort’s finally gotten ahead.
He’s got domination on his brain
And he’s clearly insane,
But that’s what happens your family is inbred.
© Emilie C. Black, 2020
AKA Harry Potter Limerick Day 5
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Fudge said “Diggory’s death was mysterious”
Umbridge said “Harry Potter’s delirious”.
Voldemort got in Harry’s head,
Told him someone was dead and he thought
“Surely you cannot be Sirius”
© Emilie C. Black, 2020
AKA Harry Potter Limericks Day 4
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
At the end of Harry’s fourth year,
The Dark Lord returns and spreads fear.
Cedric Diggory dies,
Robert Pattinson cries
Because Twilight murdered his career
© Emilie C. Black, 2020
AKA Harry Potter Limericks Day 3
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
We had field trips, dementors and a boggart,
And Sirius destroying the wall art.
Ol’ werewolf Lupin
Gave us a heck of a spookin’
But at least he was better than Lockhart.
© Craig A Black, 2020
Harry Potter Limericks Day 2
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry stealing a car was the catalyst
For the year of the great Hogwarts basilisk.
He set Dobby free
With sock trickery
And pissed off the blond, luscious capitalist.
© Emilie C. Black, 2020
Harry Potter Limericks – Day 1
Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone
Harry enters a magical world,
He makes friends with a redhead and a girl.
They’ll have magnificent feasts,
And fight magical beasts,
And there’s something not right about Quirrell
© Emilie C. Black, 2020
AKA Harry Potter Limericks Day 0
There once was a boy called Tom Riddle
Who did dark magic like the devil played the fiddle.
Until he went crazy,
Tried to murder a baby;
Now he’s just a weird, ghostly cripple
© Emilie C. Black, 2020