Tag: Asexuality

#PoeticAnswers 75 – Voulez-vous couché avec moi ce coir?

Well, merci beaucoup for the offer,
But I’m afraid I must decline.
It’s not that I don’t find you attractive,
It’s just that I don’t have the time
Or money to make this worthwhile
For either of us.

Ma’am, look, I’m sorry,
But I’m afraid I’m not that way inclined.
I’m sure if you put in a little more effort,
I didn’t mean it like that, I swear you look fine,
Just go look for a straight man,
They’re not hard to find.

No, please don’t get your brother,
No, just, here, have some wine.
I’m not fucking with you, I’m just not fucking you,
I’m sorry for this but you’re wasting your time,
Stop fighting, I’m asexual,
Is that such a crime?

I got hit on by an escort in a nightclub once, they wouldn’t give up. It was awkward

#PoeticAnswers 10 – Are You A F*cking Fairy?

What did you call me?
Why the fuck does it matter?
I’m a goddamn person,
Regardless of what
Unintelligent bullshit
You choose to sprout forth.

I have loved you all my life
But I’m not allowed to love someone else
Because you chose to believe that it’s
“Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve”?
Why do I not get to experience true happiness,
Just because I found it differently to you?

I am still your son,
Despite what you have to say.
Whether I’m straight, bi, or gay
I exist.
And I am free to enjoy
Anyone’s kiss that I please and pleases me.

For what it’s worth,
I’m none of the above.
I’ve let myself be
Used and abused
Now I’m not confused when I say
“I am asexual”

I’m not under your roof anymore,
And if loving who I want is a crime,
Then goddamn, I’m guilty as sin.
You can deny, deny, and deny me
But I am nothing wrong in this world
And love is not a criminal offence.

But if being happy with him
Means I’m a a fairy,
Damn right I’m a fairy,
I’m fucking magical.
“Poof”.
You’ve disappeared from my life.