#100PoeticQuestions

#PoeticAnswers 1: Will You Buy Me A Fidget Spinner?

#PoeticAnswers 2: Why Does Every Song Remind Me of Someone I’d Like to Let Fade Away?

#PoeticAnswers 3: Why Don’t I Want To Live?

#PoeticAnswers 4: What Is The Pointy End of a Strawberry Called?

#PoeticAnswers 5 – If Every Marvel Hero Went Up Against Every DC Superhero, Which Side Would End Up Winning?

#PoeticAnswers 6 – When You Were Little, What Did You Want to Be When You Grew Up?

#PoeticAnswers 7 – How Much Does A Teenage Diplodocus Weigh?

#PoeticAnswers 8 – Who Protects Your Kitchen By Shouting Abuse From The Counter Tops?

#PoeticAnswers 9 – How Many Sides Are There to a Friendship?

#PoeticAnswers 10 – Are You A F*cking Fairy?

#PoeticAnswers 11 – Who Is That Red Man In The Bathroom?

#PoeticAnswers 12 – How Can You Love Vegemite?

#PoeticAnswers 13 – What’s Wrong?

#PoeticAnswers 14 – What Is A Home?

#PoeticAnswers 15 – Are You Being Cremated or Buried?

#PoeticAnswers 16 – When Are You Going To Have A Whole Brain Again?

#PoeticAnswers 17 – If Someone Talked About You The Way You Talked About Yourself, Would You Be Their Friend?

#PoeticAnswers 18 – Why Do You Want To Work Here?

#PoeticAnswers 19 – Why Are The Selfless So Easily Forgotten?

#PoeticAnswers 20 – What Have I Done With My Life?

#PoeticAnswers 21 – Why Do I Buy Books Faster Than I Can Read Them?

#PoeticAnswers 22 – What’s In A Name?

#PoeticAnswers 23 – Why Do People Keep Trying To Tell Me How To Be A Girl?

#PoeticAnswers 24 – What Can I Do To Make The Situation Better?

#PoeticAnswers 25 – What Is That Blue Thing Doing There?

#PoeticAnswers 26 – How Much Do You Love Me?

#PoeticAnswers 27 – How Many Ways Can You Think of to Time Travel?

#PoeticAnswers 28 – So, What Do You Do?

#PoeticAnswers 29 – Where Do Butterflies Sleep?

#PoeticAnswers 30 – If You Could Invent A New Colour, What Would It Look Like?

#PoeticAnswers 31 – When Did You First Realise Your Parents Don’t Know Everything and Can’t Fix Everything?

#PoeticAnswers 32 – Why Does The Earth Look Flat If It’s Round?

#PoeticAnswers 33 – Who Do You Tell When You Eat A Banana?

#PoeticAnswers 34 – What Do We Have To Eat?

#PoeticAnswers 35 – Are Vampires Halal?

#PoeticAnswers 36 – What is the Longest Time You Have Held a Hug?

#PoeticAnswers 37 – When Love Is Gone, Where Does It Go?

#PoeticAnswers 38 – How Do You Put Pen to Paper and Create Pages of Art from a Single Question?

#PoeticAnswers 39 – What Would Someone Who Loves Themself Do?

#PoeticAnswers 40 – Why Can We Not Walk in the Desert in the Dark?

#PoeticAnswers 41 – What Do You Think About When You’re Alone In Your Car?

#PoeticAnswers 42 – Is My Autism Showing?

#PoeticAnswers 43 – How Did You Discover Amanda Palmer?

#PoeticAnswers 44 – Do You Really Think Writing Poetry Can Change The World?

#PoeticAnswers 45 – Do You Think Snails Are Horrified by Hermit Crabs?

#PoeticAnswers 46 – Is It Bedtime Yet?

#PoeticAnswers 47 – Will You Leave The Door Open?

#PoeticAnswers 48 – Why Don’t You Have Any Pictures On Your Phone?

#PoeticAnswers 49 – Why Aren’t You Listening to Smash Mouth’s “All Star” Right Now?

#PoeticAnswers 50 – Is There An Art To Being A Stage Technician?

#PoeticAnswers 51 – What Happens To Your Heart When You Go To Sleep?

#PoeticAnswers 52 – Where Is This Train Going?

#PoeticAnswers 53 – Why Is The Sky Blue?

#PoeticAnswers 54 – How’s The Poetry Challenge Going?

#PoeticAnswers 55 – How Can I Make Her Love Me Like I Love Her?

#PoeticAnswers 56 – Who Am I?

#PoeticAnswers 57 – Why Am I Sticky?

#PoeticAnswers 58 – Did You Get Enough Questions?

#PoeticAnswers 59 – Someone Called Me From This Number, Can You Help Me Figure Out Why?

#PoeticAnswers 60 – Why Do People Give Up On You When You Move Away?

#PoeticAnswers 61 – Why Are People Proud Of Their Own Ignorance?#

#PoeticAnswers 62 – What Do Clouds Taste Like?

#PoeticAnswers 63 – Where Are Your Tears Hiding?

#PoeticAnswers 64 – Will There Be Gnomes In This Story?

#PoeticAnswers 65 – Were The Weeping Angels Just Tired?

#PoeticAnswers 66 – What Is The Meaning Of Life?

#PoeticAnswers 67 – What Is ‘Green Eggs and Ham’ Really About?

#PoeticAnswers 68 – Are These Questions Getting Too Specific?

#PoeticAnswers 69 – Will I?

#PoeticAnswers 70 – How Are Sunglasses Made?

#PoeticAnswers 71 – What Language Do You Want To Learn?

#PoeticAnswers 72 – Do Amoebas Feel Love?

#PoeticAnswers 73 – When Was The Last Time You Realised You Were Happy?

#PoeticAnswers 74 – What Does A Hurricane Sound Like?

#PoeticAnswers 75 – Voulez-vous couché avec moi ce coir?

#PoeticAnswers 76 – Can You Describe The Most Peaceful Moment You Ever Experienced?

#PoeticAnswers 77 – When Will I Be Better?

#PoeticAnswers 78 – Are Millennials Ruining The Table Industry?

#PoeticAnswers 79 – Still?

#PoeticAnswers 80 – Why Do You Continue To Eat Dairy When You Know We Will Both Be Choked Out Of The Room Tonight?

#PoeticAnswers 81 – Did You Get Any Sleep Last Night?

#PoeticAnswers 82 – Are You A Poet?

#PoeticAnswers 83 – Do You Have Any Kinks?

#PoeticAnswers 84 – Why Is 42 The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything?

#PoeticAnswers 85 – Why Do You Think They Call Them Trash?

#PoeticAnswers 86 – Have You Ever Eaten A Lightbulb?

#PoeticAnswers 87 – How Do I Get My Children To Flush?

#PoeticAnswers 88 – You Coming To The Pub?

#PoeticAnswers 89 – What Were You Wearing?

#PoeticAnswers 90 – Why Do We Drive On Parkways And Park On Driveways?

#PoeticAnswers 91 – Why Do We Bring Pets Into Our Lives Knowing That In 10 Or So Years We’re Going To Be Devastated By Their Deaths?

#PoeticAnswers 92 – Are You Ready?

#PoeticAnswers 93 – Would You Memorise This Poem If Your True Love’s Life Depended On It?

#PoeticAnswers 94 – How Did Your Gig Go?

#PoeticAnswers 95 – When Did You Realise How Good You Are?

#PoeticAnswers 96 – How Do You Say “I Love You”?

#PoeticAnswers 97 – Can You Write A Poem In Another Language?

#PoeticAnswers 98 – What Would You Do If You Couldn’t Fail?

#PoeticAnswers 99 – Are You Sure We Exist?

#PoeticAnswers 100 – Why?